A Miscellany 384
The Demonic Reproductive Cycle
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Brave Christian researchers have boldly gone where no man has gone before to identify the reproductive processes of the demonic world. Finally, we know where little devils come from.
It is a two part process.
According to Christian demon sex researcher Contessa Adams, a one-time stripper who found Christ,  it all starts with sexual demons "assaulting" ordinary people just like you and me.
"The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior."
The last sentence is the key. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.
Another Christian demon sex researcher (and former gay-porn film star) Joseph Sciambra has identified the second part of the process.
"Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally."
There you have it - the reproductive cycle of demons - demon sex can make you gay, and gay sex makes more demons. Still to be answered is which came first - demons - or gay sex.
- Can You Be Raped by the Devil?, by Cedric Harmon - Charisma Magazine 19 Nov 2012
- Christian ‘ex-gay’ porn star: The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex, by Jales Park - Pink News 3 Jan 2013