A Miscellany 383
Why Jesus does not answer your prayers
(With thanks to Kyle Rutland for pointing me to the Jesus Daily page where all the images below were posted during January 2013.)
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He's too busy putting clean water in water fountains...
...Too bad he can't do something about the ground water that hundreds of millions of third world children rely upon.
He's too busy keeping baby ducks afloat...
... and you'd think "intelligent design" would have looked after that.
He's too busy feeding puppies...
...which as every dog owner knows greatly reduces the cost of dog ownership.
So, with all this vital activity going on in Jesus's afterlife, be understanding that he has no time to answer your prayers.