A Miscellany 79
The Jews Make A Deal With God
by Dan Shanefield
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Moses is coming down Mount Sinai, after talking directly to God. Halfway down, he turns around and looks back up to God's face, still visible in the clouds.
Moses says "Wait a minute please, God, with all due respect. Is this really the deal? The Allah-worshipping Muslims get most of the world's petroleum reserves. And we, your chosen people get the tips of our penises cut off."