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A Hymn

By: Traditional

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A Hymn

Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)

C'mon everybody, let's have a hymn!

Choir: (in a Gregorian chant)

Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww* himmmmmmmm

Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)

C'mon everybody, once more! This time with feeling!

Choir: (each with a middle finger raised towards the choirmaster, and again in a Gregorian chant)

Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww himmmmmmmm

Footnote:

* Another stronger word can be substituted and usually is.